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Your friggan brilliant
He can move to Miami, where he and the cryptobro scammers who are the backbone of the Florida tech economy can make Bioshock the next scifi story they wilfully misunderstand and try to make real.
who knows… maybe democrats will make gerrymandering and voter disenfranchisement federally illegal and they’ll flip florida in a few years
The weird thing about it all is how inevitable it always was. Texas went out of its way to attract tech companies, tech companies attracted educated people, educated people vote Democrat.
Kinda. Tech is kind of the exception to that. There are a LOT of right wing tech workers. The whole “stem is the only real degree” crowd that believe you shouldn’t need to learn any liberal arts in college for a STEM degree, and who support right wing causes like protecting wealth because they make a ton of money.
A lot of those are the ones that made the jump to relocate from places like California.
The techno fascists.
Some of the dumbest motherfuckers are really fucking smart at one specific thing and think that makes them smart about literally everything else.
Some of the dumbest motherfuckers are really fucking smart at one specific thing and think that makes them smart about literally everything else.
Yes! Literally what Socrates says in Plato’s “Apology”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apology_(Plato)#The_wisest_man
Reminds me of Trump.
Trump knowledge
During an October 2026 campaign rally in Ohio, he stated, “I know more about everything than anybody in this room, anybody anywhere in the world,” though he briefly considered that a local housewife might know more about business than him. The Military & ISIS: Claimed to know more about the military and ISIS than military generals. Taxes & The Tax Code: Claimed to understand the tax code and tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president. Lawsuits: Declared himself “the king” regarding lawsuits and legal matters. [ Infrastructure & Renewable Energy: Asserted he knows more about infrastructure and renewables than any human being on Earth Drones & Technology: Stated, “I know more about drones than anybody,” alongside claims about tech and safety systems Grass & Golf Courses: Claimed in 2025 that he knows “more about grass than any human being” due to owning golf courses globally Other Subjects: Additional topics have included Facebook, polls, the “other side” of politics, steelworkers, campaign finance/contributions, and the word “apprentice”.
You can watch a compilation of these statements via the ‘Nobody Knows More’ Than Trump About Anything: A Supercut on Youtube.
Trump may be the most knowing man on the planet. Trump knowledge. During an October 2026 campaign rally in Ohio, he stated, “I know more about everything than anybody in this room, anybody anywhere in the world,” though he briefly considered that a local housewife might know more about business than him. The Military & ISIS: Claimed to know more about the military and ISIS than military generals. Taxes & The Tax Code: Claimed to understand the tax code and tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president. Lawsuits: Declared himself “the king” regarding lawsuits and legal matters. [ Infrastructure & Renewable Energy: Asserted he knows more about infrastructure and renewables than any human being on Earth Drones & Technology: Stated, “I know more about drones than anybody,” alongside claims about tech and safety systems. Grass & Golf Courses: Claimed in 2025 that he knows “more about grass than any human being” due to owning golf courses globally. Other Subjects: Additional topics have included Facebook, polls, the “other side” of politics, steelworkers, campaign finance/contributions, and the word “apprentice”.
You can watch a compilation of these statements via the ‘Nobody Knows More’ Than Trump About Anything:
i know 2 people in tech that are very close to becoming R voter, if not for living in a blue area, and plus minorities tend to vote D. Gym goers, check, tech, watches joe roegan, MMA, check, 1 Uses AI heavily. they arnt giving up thier 150k-300k/ year job for higher taxes, and they always complain about paying taxes.
i always suspected some tech workers are Republicans in the “closet of being republicans”, plus the tech people flooding to our tech central were always transplants anyways, from more conservative states.
The incel techies are mad about ram prices and nvidia cards being unobtanium.
Dude, the entire consumer electronics industry is fucked by RAM prices.
I think the medical industry in the U.S. is a gopd example of this, everywhere else its a vocation, paid well after a career of climbing the skill tree but almost never a path to excessive wealth. Except in the U.S. where doctors will betray their duty of care for a huge pile of opioid money.
its the sackler, the MDs are just thier 'low level drug dealers they use as scapegoats. only a handful of health roles pay handsomely. MDs(the more uncommon the specialty the more pay), Nurses/LVNs, radiology techonologists(apparently its not a technician qualification, its more advanced, but does not require a degrees worth of classes) but very convoluted process of getting this job, CLS, requires significant investment in degree, preferabally something to do with labs/research, aka niche bio degrees. extremely cheap grad program though, hence why its so competitive(due to low amount of programs out there, and the cls instructors willing to teach such a class(same goes for rad tech).(because it mostly uses state universities rather more expensive and private universities)
As a software guy in the Bay Area, it’s nowhere near as cut and dry as you make it out to be. All the evil shit tech companies do isn’t actually programmed by the billionaires, it’s programmed by normal people with educations that believe they will deeeeeeefinitely be the next billionaire.
Yepper, my dad is now long retired, but he was an old school programmer that kept legacy banking systems in the US alive, running in parallel with newer ones (in case the shit hit the fan on the new ones). Though not American, he’s a big Trump fan and definitely would have voted for him if he could have, even though he himself admits its a good things he retired and returned home before Trump became president, because he would not have gotten his US work visas under Trump.
Yeah, and within five years most of them will be out of a job because ai replaced them.
The leopard ate it’s own face.
“I spent 500 million to buy the election and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
I tried to buy an election and all i got was jailtime! 42069
Well, it’s an orange t-shirt, then. But i don’t think the Dems will ever have the balls to actually go after the broligarchs.
The Dems were really cautious because they wanted the money, too. Now that Elon showed he’s not giving them any, they might change their stance.
This is nothing compared to what trump allowed him to get. The dude was the first trillionaire. He doesn’t give a fuck about half a billion of tax deductions.
I saw that someone was going to post a bunch of billionaire addresses. We should definitely have a few of these shirts made and sent to every one of his.
Great plan!
Just because he is an opportunist and has all that money sure does not make him a genius.
move back to South africa where you and thiel belong.
Leave Africans be, they have their own problems.
nah, send him to mars instead
Sounds like pollution to me
what and let him create a clone world of musks no thanks
Joe Rogan gonna move his comedy club to Oklahoma
I wonder if they’ll be … OK with that
Ok dad
Even there he’s surrounded on all sides thanks to Kansas. Florida it is!
FL senate and governor’s race was closer than it’s been in a while
If the dems had actually spent money there they could probably have taken both. Funny that they swept the districts gerrymandered for the house seats though.
I understand their hesitancy to invest there, reserving money for campaigns they thought to be more winnable. I think the magnitude of the blue shift caught most people off guard. I guarantee they’ll be investing in FL in two years, when they’ll be voting on this same senate seat again. Angie Nixon will be back soon
Louisiana too (well Senate, there wasn’t a gubernatorial this year)
I like the idea of Musk just moving his businesses to the next red state, only to turn it blue by public reaction. Give it a few years and the entire country will be blue!
Don’t put that on us. Its shitty enough here as it is.
He needs frequent and loud reminders that most people hate him and he’s never gonna be cool.
he starting to delete his X comments on the support for gop candidates.
What a loser. Stick to your guns, coward.
He can move to the surface of the sun. Just tell him it’ll be cool and dark if he goes at night, he’s a moron so it has a good chance of working.
That’s just wasteful. It’s about 3 times more fuel efficient to hurl him into the crushing depths of Jupiter than the fires of the sun.
It’s ok to treat yourself sometimes.
One good burst and let him go ballistic, whether or not he makes the sun isn’t particularly relevant.
You still need to make sure he goes away from earth, not accidentally tumbling towards it in a few thousand years.
Do the ISS astronauts dump their waste in a decaying orbit? If so, he would just be another dehydrated turd burning up in the atmosphere on reentry.
I’d prefer a little less pollution in my atmosphere, thank you very much.
I know these scales are difficult to imagine, but his Rocket burning up in Orbit isn’t even a blip on the radar compared to what he does now, and will do for the foreseeable future.
I’m not mad at the many bacteria that make up the majority of his body. They can come back in a couple thousand years, after they thoroughly wash the musk off.
he would likely burn up in jupiters atmosphere long before it gets crushed.
Tell him the surface of the moon is made out of ketamine but you got to take it fresh from the source.
It seems like that wouldn’t be more fuel efficient.
Orbital mechanics is fun like that. To over simplify things, you would have to cancel out the speed we travel around the sun or you would have to add speed to get to the high orbit Jupiter has. It actually takes less energy to escape the pull of the sun than it does to send something to the sun.
He’s already paying for Mars, just tell him you’ve solved all the safety issues and his private rocket is all ready. He can take anyone he likes with him, they just have to be able to buy their own tickets, don’t want any non-billionaires along.
He’s not paying for shit. SpaceX lives on government funding.
Send him on one of his heavy rockets. We know how well his stuff works.
I know he doesn’t actually design this stuff but the stupid things he asks his engineers to do is what is wrecking his companies.
GOT HEEEM
Get owned Elon, now you will have to start bribing the democrats !
Mars is red, he can move there?
Don’t send your trash here!
This man-child is all the proof we’ll ever need that in an improperly regulated capitalist system you can rise to the very top, no matter how fucking stupid you are, as long as you’re born with more resources than most.
And if he isn’t enough, you can consider Donald Trump as well.
IMO there is difference between the two.
Musk cane from some wealth, got himself some skills through education, and had some even better skills at getting people to give him money, and chose wisely which companies to buy himself into. He actually created and advanced technologies in those areas. He’s trash becasue he plays the “self made man” bullshit while building his empire with government grants, tax breaks, contracts, and other peoples’ investment while pushing right wing fascism to give himself even more money and control as the richest man on earth.
Trump is a fail-upwards sad excuse for a money laundering temu wannabe gangster who never did an original thing in his life. He rose on tax dodges, skipping paying all kinds of bills, bankruptcy, fraud, stealing from charity, bribes, hush money, and those are just his financial crimes. Domestic abuse, pedophilia, rape, adultery, and probably more we don’t know about.
They’re both shitty human beings. And yes, capitalism is out of control, and the wealthy that control it.
Musk and this new batch of billionaires (essentially the entire plutocratic class) got rich through financialization. Unlike the railroad barons and gilded age industrialists, they did a whole lot less producing things of value and a whole lot more rent-seeking. That is to say, they hacked the economy to get fake-rich, and also bribed government officials to keep such hacking legal. (Seriously, they pushed to reverse laws to stop them from doing shit.)
Money in the US remains entrenched, and so long as it is, it cannot operate in good faith to serve the public good. We can have self-government, or we can have billionaires. We can’t have both.
This batch, however, is a catastrophic existential risk to the human species. They just can’t help themselves, and admit as much, investing not-small amounts into apocalypse shelters anticipating the collapse of the civilization on which they depend. Rather than, say, using their vast gains intelligently to keep the system going.
Because I like to offer deep dives, Demonetized (a spin-off of How Money Works) did a deep dive on why billionaires are so crazy. And How Business Worked (another spinoff of HMW) did one on why the uber-wealthy historically collapse civilizations they depend on.
In the meantime, now that Texas has a blue governor and a blue AG, Musk is going to have a lot of work cut out for him since he used bribes and lies to bypass zoning restrictions for his rocket launchpads, and they’re shaking apart the homes of nearby neighborhoods. He really is worse than Blofeld or Luthor.
Well said.
I couldn’t read your version on my screen, so I found a larger version. Enjoy!
A blue AG? Does that mean Ken Paxton might actually get prosecuted for his crimes?
I fucking hope so? Also, I know I’m not alone on this. There is a bipartisan Ken Paxton can go straight to Hell coalition.
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He can move back to California now that we’ve shown we’re incapable of passing a wealth tax.
Fuck, is this how I’m finding out we didn’t pass the fucking wealth tax?
they were led to believe in the lies, and in the fake props that will nullify the billionaire tax, so many ‘believe’ it wouldnt do anything. Also mister NEWSOME wouldnt endorse too, so people wouldnt know whats going on.
It still isn’t called, but it looks disappointing. Unless the mail-in ballots still being counted have a higher concentration of ‘For’ voters…
One of the poison pills passed, anyway.
How the fuck did the Bs manage that one?
disappointed in cali this time, went the opposite.
