I do not like those sticks of RAM. I do not like them, Sam I am.
It’s terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.
I can’t wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison
What are all these people doing with their own kitchen appliances, utensiles, and their own food to cook their own food? Such inefficiencies. We just need them to. Line up and get these cattle… I mean wonderful humans, their feed, I mean their meal.
I am so smart"
Sam Altman it is terrible for you to still be alive.
i am willing to rent it to you while i dont need it sam
It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen
If I’m ever in swinging distance of Altman, I’m gonna do it.
How could you? You were clearly on a fishing trip with me that day. Couldn’t possibly committed ______ (please fill in the charge here). We had too many beers to remember what exactly we did that day.
Not all heroes wear capes 💪🏾😎
Drunk fishing in a cape sounds pretty lit tbh
🤔 know what? I think you might be on to something…
And I’ll aplaud you for it as you are getting body slammed to the ground by his goons.
Worth it
Make sure you spit on him too. Nothing more revolting than spitting on people.
I don’t know, billionaires are pretty revolting, and the ones on the Epstein files doubly so.
Please lord, I know I’ve never prayed before, but I need just one small asteroid…
lord
would you look at that. now you need two tyrants.🤣
It’s terrible there’s so many cacti in the world that aren’t currently in Sam Altman’s colon.
This disgusting waste of oxygen would probably like that…
If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT
Fuck you, Sam.
It’s ridiculous how much power people have just because Peter Thiel used to fuck them.
I dunno, Peter Thiel is currently fucking all of us, and I’m not feeling particularly powerful
Are you a blue eyed twink with fake vocal fry?
I’ve got the blue eyes, but that’s about it.
The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.
“You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”
This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.
Also, I am pretty sure that all that RAM in graphics cards in storage and unpowered data centres is having a usage rate of 0%, which is, … looking at notes … less than 5%.
Oh, so RAM should be distributed evenly among all the people instead of few people hoarding it? I wonder what else we could distribute evenly.
Fucking hippocrit
I think it’s terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of pitchforks instead of shoving them all in Sam Altman.
Oh my God fuck this guy so much
I don’t think a condom will properly protect you, I would definitely advise against
Good point, would hate for my rusty chainsaw to catch something
There really needs to be a “chefs kiss“ emoji
