wyldrstallyns

Too smart to be happy, too dumb to con one’s way to riches, too poor to stop the cycle.

So close… Almost there… Unf, just a little more… All the way in… Yeah, wiggle it just like that, and… YES! YES, I AM! OHGODStheCHARGE! 🎉

obviously the author has some toxic ass views…

but that doesn’t mean it isn’t an interesting/entertaining greentext to read

No, that’s exactly what that means, in fact. Stop the bullshit.

Thoughts & prayers, as always.

So they can?

Not only that book club either, TBF. 🤌🏼

My bad. Was a little stoned and got a little lost. 🙏🏼😅

Those are all born of the same unasked question: Why is admin so focused on continuing to undermine staff support of marginalized & vulnerable communities when that’s exactly what hospitals are for!?

Oh, right. The shareholders. 🖕🏼

That’s dangerously close to apologia, and at the very least hopefully naive, all due respect, fellow poor. 🙏🏼

Yes, and my reply is just as valid, but thank you. 😁

They always have been.

Eh. That’s debatable.

Grumpy, short, cishet white male throws tantrum again and suffers consequences that further support his whiny perspective that he’s being treated unfairly.

History enjoys a limerick.

There once was a man from London

Who fancied himself a Hollywood gunman.

With only a few lines and too many notes,

(Presumably scribbled while tickling his scrote)

He made sure that his one shot was undone.

Hardly.

Hot take: all religions are cults, and each one points the finger at others. 🖕🏼

No kings, no gods.

It’s for those that still measure in bananas, football fields, giraffes, worm lengths, or even feet. 🤌🏼

Pack up your tackle and git.

Seems like a stoner attempt at irony, a la ragebait.

something something too many bloated leeches in the way. 🤌🏼

So, you… 🎵fell down as tiiired ball o’ fire🎵, then?