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Sixty days from Feb 28 is April 29. If we’re pretending Congress is absolutely incapable of doing anything until 60 days have elapsed, Chucklefuck is actually planning on being two weeks early.

Ah, Chuck, you useless dumpster of a man. You’re only five weeks late on this one.

Surely the Baileys support impeachment by now, right?

New York State gave them a contract to be in every rest stop on our main highway. I was opposed on moral grounds initially, but when I found out about the Sunday thing, I was flabbergasted at how boneheaded a move it was. Literally travelers can’t get food on the highway one day per week.

Dishonesty cuts both ways. Trump has consistently performed better than his polling shows, because an awful lot of people wouldn’t admit that they voted for him. Just because these people say they regret their vote doesn’t mean they actually do.

And then you’ll talk to less tech-savvy people about it, and they’ll FOMO themselves into getting HBO.

Congratulations, you’re doing marketing for JK!

There’s no reason to engage with anything Harry Potter anymore. There’s plenty of less problematic fantasy stories.

Hey, the Baileys are from Long Island, not Kansas!

No, but seriously, fuck this dude.