You don’t stink like burnt tire so people will enjoy hanging out with you, you save tons of money not buying cigarettes so you can afford fine food and drink to share with your friends, you will appreciate that because your taste buds are not completely fucked up… and you’ll die because you abused all these good things.

Or you can do sports, apparently. I don’t know about that one.

This car also comes with a ChatGPT based AI assistant which has a cursed Microsoft’s Clippy vibe, so it watches, listens to everything. Why would anybody want that?

Most plant farmers produce cattle food.

Hi, my job is to make Powerpoint’s and Excel documents. My role is to define the why, what and how to the engineers who build useful stuff in my team. The skill is not in making catchy presentations, it’s in thinking, researching, finding agreements and deciding. And I’m expected to do that by my team. The worst people in my job line are now relying on AI for everything. Sure they create documents faster than me, but they delegate the thinking, the research, the decision making, to an AI bot that can only mimic a thinking process. It’s a gamble: it’ll be good sometimes, it’ll be incomplete and inaccurate most of the time. I don’t know how to use AI. I use it for basic stuff but even repetitive tasks are full of mistakes and it takes me more time to verify everything afterwards.

I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It’s unfair