swab148

Boredom boners, I’m 38 and I still get 'em.

But we’re all thinking it.

I always say “Cobain”, he didn’t miss his last shot

“My brother hatched!”

Rosy Palms

Make it about that reporter that gets KO’d, make the whole show lead up to that moment. Reapers shmeapers, punch her in the face and roll credits, series finale in the bag.

Leftöver Crack is salivating

I work at a Domino’s. We all avoid the phone like the plague, it’s the one thing that will make everyone in the store suddenly very busy, playing the “not it” game.

*Fintastic

Nick Offerman only licks Megan Mulally’s boots

Bro still buttin’, ohio hand-squish rizz fr rn

Xenia for sure

😋

It is, if the tank is full enough.

Check it all out https://analognowhere.com/

Needs minions

I mean, yeah, that’ll do it

Institutionalized voyeurism

LEPER