Yeah I just watched that video too…

If you haven’t experienced it on an OLED screen, do yourself a huge favor!

I’m the complete opposite. My family members are judgemental monsters, so it’s super easy for me to ignore the glances and snickers I get when I’m belting out “How it’s done” (done done!) in the backstock room.

I have been instructed to refrain from using my imagination…

~ Harmon “Buck” Bokai, 2369

And nothing of value was lost

I made a vow in my twenties: Think about how my sperm donor would handle a situation/person and do the exact opposite…

Getting my braces removed.

As a retail worker, yup…

This situation kinda reminds me of a Bill Burr bit (before the whatever-the-hell happened):

He was walking along somewhere and suddenly saw two guys kissing. He described it as, his animal brain kicked in because he wasn’t expecting it, but after his ‘people’ brain kicked in and he was fine with it