shiftymccool

I wasn’t aware of this comic, thank you for remedying that!

What would you have used, buttons?

The extra 1% is for extra gayness

Milk brand snob? JFC…

Musk / Bezos / any CEO: HEHEHE you said “duty”

(They don’t give a shit)

This is going to be a very difficult hill to die on as time goes on…

Hetzner VPS?

Twist: you secretly own those companies too

The purpose of organized religion. Before that, it was just people doing their best to explain really weird shit the world did

Get yourself a mini pc or old laptop and control your own future: https://github.com/dani-garcia/vaultwarden

I’m perfectly capable of loathing the total waste of moisture Chuck the human being was while finding Chuck Norris jokes to probably be my favorite internet thing of all time. We all know he sucked, laugh at the joke anyway