That’s a nice custom, good to know

What about mine turtles?

Most humans live above ground level, you sound like your live in your mother’s basement. Doesn’t make you a different species, does it?

“off” is one my favourites. The alarm went OFF so we had to turn it OFF. It means the opposite of itself.

“Sanction” is another example. Your actions were not sanctioned by us, so as retaliation we’re introducing sanctions against you.

I feel like it’s unfair that only learner drivers get a standardised signal for warning other road users of their incompetence. People who already got their license but are still shit at driving need one to. I’m thinking something like that blue “L” cube with a “D” instead short for “dumbfuck”.

moss cow hehe

No I’m a primate it’s totally different

You can lock your password database with a key file (this is a standard feature in keepassxc) and transfer the key file once between devices via sneakernet (microsd or usb drive). That way even if someone intercepts your database file, AND knows your password, it is still virtually impossible to crack. Should be a good enough solution, unless you are quantum-tier paranoid