Shove toilet paper in, then use the bidet to fill up that wad like a tampon.

That’s enough internet for me. Everybody, go home.

Plenty of support (including donations) in the Fediverse.

Invidious is still viable.

Hopefully you won’t show up on some federal registry.

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

Solving puzzle boxes

Thanks for the heads up. I’ll fix that as soon as I can.

you hear squeaking as your co-anchor wheels away from you

Betting on someone’s escape or capture is how we get Bachman’s The Running Man.

Salsa > Reggaeton > Bachata

Just sayin’.

I literally laughed out loud in the middle of a restaurant.

Reminds me of that horse scene from The Cell. As long as the heart doesn’t start beating.