I can’t imagine working under this kind of surveillance. I hope their AI agents all learn how to slack off and do sudoku on the clock.

Mazel tov!

Yo! Me too! #FapFoop

I never knew that they cut a Ninji partner from the game! They would have been adorable, I’m sure.

I love playing Paper Mario 64 randomizers over at https://pm64randomizer.com/! If you haven’t played in a long time, I highly recommend trying it out! You can unlock upgrades, badges, partners, and key items in a random order and have a fresh adventure every time you play.

Barely not real, it’s a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn’t tweet this

This would be perfect if it had “throwing ass” as one of the positives