how much nicer the world would have been if after 9/11 the us gov just said „the twin towers were selected for a surprise demolition, a new one will be built shortly. on an unrelated note, 3000 people unfortunately died of a car crash in ny this morning.“ and then didn’t start a war that directly and indirectly killed 4.5 million people.

“do not, my friends, become addicted to oil. it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.“ supreme leader mojtaba khamenei

one corn state. one senator.

this would genuinely solve 80% of all problems in the world

FIFA bans oxygen from venues citing fire risk. Breathing equipment can be bought for a small fee of 2300$ per game from select sponsors.

frodo with his fun sword and samwise with his giant punch on their way to destroy the ring

I can totally empathize, I was so annoyed last year when Pinguin Random House UK stopped releasing security updates, I had to throw away half my books :/