As a Pennsylvanian: Good. Fuck off.

I agree. I always prefer the “too much butter” cookies.

STRFKR (FKA Starfucker) is very good dancy pop. Highly recommend all their stuff to lift your mood.

They absolutely are because they own the resale market too and get a cut of all those sales. They don’t have to actually do the scalping themselves, just not get in the way.

https://reasonstobecheerful.world/

In my neighborhood the city just gives out a bunch of free balls to kids and there’s enough floating around that nobody feels the need to steal one. No maintenance cost, just the bulk price of basketballs once a year.