I heard he had a Patriot missile and he arrived in an Abrams tank

Good luck finding all that typewriter ribbon.

Right now I’m the only one in the house who can print without issues and it’s only from my phone via WiFi. The desktop and another phone cannot print at all. A 3rd phone can print but has to select the paper tray on the touchscreen every time.

beep beep

Bailing water out of the Titanic.

I think she is the Fixer

Ya know how when TV’s used to be unplugged from cable and it was just the black and white static/snow? That’s how my mind sometimes feels.

It can be a benefit for night shift folks because that can really start to mess with your head. A digital watch can be a big help too.

Their base eats that shit up and they’ll keep using that tired line until it stops working.

It will lose you the midterms until the elections are determined to be rigged and the newly-elected Reps are not seated.

It’s possible. Very small chance but it does happen.

Make your first or last name the name of the website so you know who sold your email address to spammers.

Not one dog? This is bullshit.

But but but this time is different!

There were much worse shows than Dinosaur Train. Even adults could learn something while their kid watched.
Now Caillou on the other hand…

How is 1 MORE than enough? Is enough 0?

People aren’t happy someone was murdered. People are happy that the physical representation of an industry that should prioritize health and treatment but only prioritizes profit got what it probably had coming to it.

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.