Reminder that “”“chemtrails”“” behind planes in the sky are water condensation trails (also called contrails) which forms due to the air pressure drop over the top of the wing. It is the same phenomenon as the small cloud produced by the pressure drop when quickly opening a can of a carbonated beverage

American government official discovers runoff elections

Perhaps they need exceptions for some particular candidates that they really want working there?

“they say beastiality is now okay” is reference to a policy change which no longer disqualifies animal fuckers from working there

Vancouver has the lowest violent crime rate in the past 23 years. They’re doing better than most places

omg my goodness I never seen this 🤣🤣 hey siri tell brenda to look at this comic it’s a riot

“CENTCOM confirms Iranian forces fired on U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyers transiting the Strait of Hormuz.”

I wonder why US ships transiting the strait

Parent told me I shouldn’t hold it against my older sibling who abused me when I was younger because the older sibling also remembered my birthday and got me toys when I was younger

I don’t think Makefile and CMake should count as programming languages in this context. There are a few weird names on the list, but these are high up the list only because they’re glue for C/C++ projects

QPU*

well it was a QPU before being observed