jealousy sucks. i don’t get it either.

i think that basically salads can be delicious.

basically you just have to add tasty sauces until it’s delicious.

the best sauces contain some kind of thick black fluid, mostly aceto balsamico (sweet) or soy sauce (sour). add mayonnaise, lemon juice, stuff like that, then everything tastes good. fuck the nutrition values. it’s just a tasty snack.

the real problem is that it’s a chore to make. nobody wants that. that’s why i propose salad made from tomato/bell pepper, because that’s very easy to make and not at all an amount of work. add in some sliced mozzarella cheese maybe. add oil, spices and you’re done.

more like juicika it seems

pls don’t link to reddit directly, instead copy the image on lemmy. otherwise when i click to enlarge, it opens reddit in a new tab.

cryptographically secure girlfriend

same

monkey’s paw: he’s now this

the idea that wages would go up again is silly. i don’t know what makes you think so.

people aren’t seeing any of the benefits because the government just outright hates the people. those in power think that the lower classes are just some kind of really bad people who murdered and plundered to get where they are. and partially, that’s indeed what europeans/americans did to get to where they are today. if the government really liked the people, they might give some handouts. though whether that’s actually coming, we’ll see.

anyways, handouts to the people would boost the economy because people have more money to spend, and also, new fields of industry are being created, such as renewable energy and spaceflight.

the five stages of grief:

• denial <-- you are here
• anger
• bargaining
• depression
• acceptance

flying in emergency supplies of common sense

hahah what a genius

get imaginary even, get somebody’s fantasy

As somebody who saw DuckTales - the BOYD (definitely a real boy) episode last night, yeah

is des da D wagen

edit: ja is es. i gspir des mittlerweile.

the rain washes you clean