

LAST WORDS
“I was never a SaaS. I was just Marty.”


LAST WORDS
“I was never a SaaS. I was just Marty.”


Saw an ad last week for a startup pitching ‘Let AI in your bank.’
Basically, letting Clawed or other automated agents direct access to your bank account. Tie that to an automated travel agent and let it fly. Don’t remember their name, and if I did, wouldn’t want it spreading to ruin someone’s life.
Basically, the cryptobro/YOLO crowd, handed unexploded ordnance.

Been six days since the new Siri announcement. Still on the waiting list. Will reserve judgment until we actually get access.


Excellent way to encourage responsible disclosure.
/s
Why just men? Pretty much anyone seeking nature, the outdoors, and some quiet time would like this.
Until sunset, when the big skeeters roll in.


There are so many more worthwhile startup projects you can pour $12B into.


Given how connected these cars are, I bet there’s telemetry being collected on the state of that latch and how often the door is actually opened once the vehicle is stopped.
Another option is to put a weight in the driver’s seat. But if vehicle is stopped, the door is open, AND there is weight in seat, they’ll probably be able to tell. Plus, there are cameras pointed at the drivers.
One way is to have the vehicle turn on the AC remotely, BEFORE the driver enters the van. They have cameras on all sides and can check for that. Or through their phone and proximity sensing. This way, AC is off when nobody is inside, it conserves battery, and makes it still cool when driver steps inside.
Using a wire continuity tester, and hearing that sweet beep.


Time for the Universal Life Church to step in.
As an ordained minister (and fully-paid Saint), would highly approve.


Prediction: Apple and Google appstores will require developers to submit their source repo to a ‘private’ LLM that will analyze it for bad behavior, then build, sign, and submit the binary. Microsoft won’t be far behind for desktop apps.
Best of luck to us devs.


Sudoku’s origin story.


This raises a far larger question. Do ‘rental’ kittens get to keep their name, or do they get ‘re-badged’ so new renters can pick their own name? 🤔


They’re trying to low-key, sneak in VBscript and XAML.


Technically, it’s ‘pipes’ not ‘wires,’ but they function the same.
When you hold the phone in your hand while standing on the ground, you’re closing a very long circuit that connects everyone via underground ‘electro-acoustic pipes.’ A few years ago, they laid conduits under waters so people from island nations could make overseas calls.
That is also why they would ask people to turn off their phones when they get on airplanes. They finally got it working while moving using flight attendants on break, small flashlights, and quantum encryption.
Scientists are still working on calls dropping when people are on trampolines.


That makes a lot more sense.
Local coding LLMs are going to be the hot new commodity this year.