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Daft Punk. Discovered them too late to go to an actual concert.

And same with Caravan Palace. Loved the original ensemble and style, the spirit of their concerts. The current getup is nice too, but with different vocalist and a few other band member changes, it’s just not the same…

Every single CEO is a quack.

And by CEO I don’t mean every single boss - I specifically mean the head of any company with a proper C-suite.

Why?

Because 99.999999% of the time, they’re just shitty middle-manager yesmen who failed upwards, thanks only to their agreeability.

The CEO isn’t some wizard who knows the biz inside and out. They’re literally just a figurehead, someone to take the fall, sign the executive decisions, and market the company. Nothing else. Their purpose is to maximise shareholder value, even at the cost of ruining the company, and one of the methods of doing so is marketing.

so you get these absolute morons, often malicious morons, like the listed, or Musk, who know nothing about the innate workings of the company, but pretend to do so in public purely for the extra profit it brings.

Then people act shocked when the N+1th CEO turns out to be a complete dipshit who knows nothing but yapping.

Forget the store bought mayo, and try any of the older (think 18th-19th century) recipes. You can replace the whisking with a stick blender but not the slow addition of oil and vinegar.

What you’ll get is an amazing condiment/sauce that is much fluffier than mayonnaise as you know it today, much more flavourful, without the weird plasticky mouthfeel and taste, actually pleasant to eat.

Oh, is it now? I don’t deal much with it and last time I checked it was a Medium wannabe with some tools geared towards tech professionals.

It’s a Substack “article”. It’s maybe one professional step above a random blog with 17 followers…

Interesting, my PA was essentially painless.

As for actual pain… I was 15, and had to get one wisdom tooth extracted. Thing is, I have that gene that makes anesthesia fucky.

I did warn the surgeon, they doubled the lidocaine, and yet… the moment he started cutting my gum, that lidocaine went right out. They had to call FOUR more nurses to hold me down so he could finish the extraction and sew things up.

Pain was so bad I nearly passed out, and couldn’t talk for two weeks.

Same, spent a few years there studying. The general casualness towards sex was… very refreshing, if unusual at first.

One thing SatW gets right is the general sluttiness of Denmark. And I mean that without any negative connotations.

Hi, I’m technology.

Toss in a mango and a child rapist, and you’ve got Trump!

Can I have an LLM Light? In these times I must watch my RAM usage.

Beancakke wasn’t on today’s bingo slip…

They really need to have it hammered through that nudity does not equal sexuality.

Well, being high helps dumb my jokes down. Usually my ADHD is so out of control, the jokes I make rely on 5+ levels of detachment from the original topic, which means they need to be explained, which means they’re not that funny anymore.

oh shit, wait. I’m doing it again, aren’t I? Time to get high again I guess…

Why oh why do these fucknuts always bring up their children?

Has the US really raised such a puritanical generation that parents are today incapable of explaining to their kids what a penis might be? I mean come on. If you can explain much more visible differences between men and women - say, breasts - then you can well explain the basics of a penis and a vagina. You don’t have to go the full length of the bees and birds and explain sex to a three-four year old, just the basics of bodily differences…

No, because my country has continuously overthrown (or at least tried to overthrow) authoritarian regimes that served other interests rather than the people’s, for the past 300 years alone.

I’m not just talking about Kamala here - Bernie being listed while running on a pretty popular programme, just because the right would audibly consider it “communist” (while they’d still do so even if the Democrats brought out a plan that matched the GOP 99.999%) is another good example.

Well, y’all had the chance to elect people less influenced by the oil lobby. and y’all collectively failed.

1, I was a little high 2, it wasn’t a mistake, but an intentional pun riffing on the 9/11 conspiracies and their general intelligence and overall grammar knowledge. I know very well that “demolitionable” isn’t a word per se.

The two aren’t exclusive. But not all antisemites are Zionists.