I would like to see Hegseth fight Angela Hill.

Maybe that ticket wouldve actually sold.

I was watching a speedrunner live stream, and just the way he thinks…

The way speedrunners think is basically how pentesters think.

And then oh no twitter is t worth nearly what I bought!

I know!! I’ll buy it with Tesla. That way Teslas profits will offset the twitter losses.

Oh no! Elon gets outed as a Nazi by doing a very public Nazi salute, and fucks up foreign aid and the federal government with a bunch of shit stain kids! And now Tesla isn’t in any of the deals Elon wanted to get by playing politics, Now Teslas aren’t doing well!

I know!! I’ll buy Tesla with spaceX…

Elon musk is a human pyramid scheme. And 401ks are holding the bag on his eventual rug pull.

As someone who was a certified cicerone, you got no idea how accurate this is.

Make no mistake. Everyone who gets into alcohol did so because they like to be drunk. A significant proportion are alcoholics.

Nobody asked you to not summarize, but here you are.

Under promise and over deliver is still king.

“I cannot guarantee something won’t go sideways. I need at least 3 weekends of overtime available to be certain before it’s released.”

Deliver it 10 days later. Or 12, after relaxing for a day or two.

Your timeframe stands. New project? Do it again. Give yourself ~100-150% extra room.

sad Mavis Beacon sounds

It tells me my job is safe, which is nice.

The smartest thing trump ever did was pandemic stimulus checks.

What’s left of MAGA fully believes trump is a safety net. They believe he will catch them before things fall apart for them.

While simultaneously believing in rugged individualism, and being anti socialist.

It is a silly time.

To assume the creator of rsync is vibe coding because they used AI is ridiculous.

Make it 101%. Or 200%.

I genuinely don’t understand who has the time to sit in a drive thru for a fucking $8 coffee.

Make your own coffee, it is next to 0 effort, cheaper, faster, tastes better.

Wareham?

Shoreham.

Pretty sure he’s got both and it ain’t working.

Eh, you can totally do it just not at the scale that we treat waste water.

e.g. require portapotties built after 2026 have separate urinal liquid containers. You get half the piss from burning man and bonaroo alone and you can fill at least a few local reseviors with piss, and that’snjust a couple weeks. It would be a meaningful amount of piss.

It doesn’t even cost that much.

If you live in a red state, it’s time to start opening businesses.

I bring up nouns you can verb all the time. It’s a great ice breaker, especially because so many are bodily functions. You can poop a poop. You can pee pee. You can fart a fart.

You can smell a smell, you can run an run, you can cough a cough, you can text text, you can photograph a photograph…

He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn’t go far.

Trump investigations? That’s it?

How bout a fucking tribunal for Hegseth?

How about establishing a Robinhood reimbursement committee.

Start there.

A restaurant near me has been relying on a nearby foreign exchange program, basically employing all of them.

They are possibly going under due to lack of staff. My area has a low population. The foreign exchange students aren’t coming this year. They’re down to weekends only with a couple teenagers trying to keep it afloat.