Hear me out - cinco leches

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Addiction research I’d assume. For the purpose of medical research rats are assumed to be tiny humans you can experiment on.

Recent research suggests it’s cocaine that makes someone enjoy jazz

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3144275/

He reminds me of my grandmother in the last 2 years of her life. She wasn’t a president of a country though. It’s going to get worse before the end.

How do you know the state of my ass-lips?

It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

Industrial embedded software is such a shitshow. Somehow Microsoft convinced companies that Windows is a great solution for controlling heavy machinery.

Tbh there’s no reports of that choice leading to actual accidents, but still you’re stuck with an old version of Windows with no possibility of upgrade.

“fractional CTO”(no clue what that means, don’t ask me)

For those who were also interested to find out: Consultant and advisor in a part time role, paid to make decisions that would usually fall under the scope of a CTO, but for smaller companies who can’t afford a full-time experienced CTO

For real, dead animals taste amazing when you grill them