No matter what the button gives you absolutely titanic jugs

Yeah well I couldn’t beat a shark to death with a chair before trees existed, that’s my primary means of shark defense!

Vegas is a good example. Increasingly caters to the top 1%.

You laugh now, but just wait until the national Waffle House teleportation network becomes a ubiquitous public service we can’t live without

It’s hyperbole for the most part. Only time I’ve ever seen lines longer than 5 minutes is in cases where pumps are out of order. Also most cars nowadays have stop-start batteries so you’re not idling much of the time.

Pfft they need RAM doubler, dummy!

Calculating that: it’s about $1300/month, in 1996 dollars, which with inflation would be $2600 today. And you almost certainly refinanced in the 2000s when interest rates dropped like a stone. This is what my parents paid for the same neighborhood I live in.

Mine is $3600 and I “lucked out” with a 2.65% interest rate. The difference is mostly because the home values increased 10x in that time (vs. the 2x of inflation).

Not exactly a secret that we’re deploying troops and they’re gonna be there a while

Have you ever been confused for a man?