their machine: washing machine

your machine: coffee machine

ITT: having less limmy reference than expected and took it literally

Oh, you want my number?

Well, yeah, yeah, do you have a pen or paper?

Yeah, it’s—

1-800-you fucking wish (did you get that?)

Call me (the fuck?)

my linux honeymoon has far gone. nowadays I just use fedora gnome and actually work on something that makes money.

yea it’s fun & hard, but very satisfying. it also has arena mode for more replayability

I’ve been enjoying En Garde!

of course

on a ted talk I watched 10 years ago, he says he’s no visionary. he’s not into that kind of stuff

in spontaneous daily casual conversation, I definitely say “if I were rich”

but what I meant is more about financial stability & the ability to cover daily food & monthly expenses, and housing

and I’ve heard far to many people openly talking car internals and call it sexy

that’d be autosexual isn’t it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor’s (Queen) “I’m in Love with My Car”

of course it’s john bringus

So thats fucking why??? omfg.

krita have so much in “open with” menu on gnome hily shit

I see! I apologize for assuming you a bot

there was a bot pandemic on reddit several years ago. where when people commented “I want this on a shirt” and similar phrase, bots will reply with random links selling shirts with somehow that exact design appear on the reddit post.

nowadays it still gives me redflag vibes when someone ask such question about design & t-shirt and replied with a link 💀

you can’t troll me, youtube is currently A/B testing me by banning my IP unless I login which I rarely do.

I’m so used finding one thing to blame. didn’t occur to me I can blame multiple things

I used to actually bash my head against wall somehwat frequently out of frustration when I was younger, but I’m afraid it has made me a dumber because I struggle a lot to focus when thinking or reading. Or maybe just untreated adhd.