This is the kind of shit that made social media fun before it got turned into a weaponized surveillance hellscape. Someone would create an account for an air vent and just post “blowin steady” every day and get a whole following on it. It used to be fun.
When my wife and I were expecting we wanted to keep the sex a surprise. I used every opportunity to be a pain in the ass about it. “Do you know what you’re having?” “Well we suspect it’s human but I who knows.” “Boy or girl?” “No idea, they’ll probably let us know at some point.”
Amazing how bonkers it drove some people. Can’t recommend it enough for this reason alone.
That’s mandible. You’re thinking of a two player board game where people take turns moving beads around small holes to capture one another’s pieces.
If 14 year old me isn’t impressed with all the MILFs I hang out with on the regular now, #1 being my wife, his judgment can’t be trusted.