Don Kiedyck

It’s baseball season.

Time to start stocking up on Brawndo.

This is the first website I ever saw. My brother is an asshole.

So they’re both Austin Powers?

I’m pretty sure that first testimonial is actually Austin Powers.

Masturbate.

The Iraq war was “justified” largely for the same reason the Iran war is being.

To distract everyone from the Epstein files?

Donnie Darko reference.

Feces. Feces are baby mice. Aww.

Clever.

Here’s a good one:

“Walker Texas Ranger” <—> “Karate Wrangler Sex”

“We are all African.” — Richard Dawkins

Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan

What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?

I’m always left out.

How does one go to a collage?

I hate when autocorrect changes “limp dicks” to “lame ducks”.