Capt. Wolf

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

“the Trump team lied” is pretty much just a default assumption until proven otherwise.

Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot

He’s the kind of asshole that will come out of it saying something stupid like, “It was nothing! I ran the place!” He’ll just roll it into his career, move on to another platform, and continue to be a big piece of shit.

Stupid post duplication…

You somehow propose this to the genie through half a larynx, he nods briefly, before slicing again, and again, and again with increasing precision, until you are reduced to a single proton.

“I’ve read Zeno too,” the genie replies.

Granted, the genie produces a large sword and slices you perfectly down the middle. The left half of you burns away to dust. “You are now… always right,” he says to your right half as you flop to the ground. Not that it matters much as your consciousness quickly fades.

P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!

We did, but were quickly reminded “This is a family store.” and told to leave when we also tried out one of the crates.

Man, wow… Now there’s a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

Ublock Origin, don’t surf the web without it!

I think it was struck on multiple times, my favorite will always been Back to the Future.

The irony totally not lost that Biff was modeled after Trump and predicted him being a corrupt criminal and woman abuser waaaaaay before all this shit happened…

Oh, look at that… It’s Tuesday.

Well, now you’re just being antisemitic… /s

Or a jar…