I guess “serious injury from stumbling on level ground” isn’t something cats really have to worry about XD

My cat actually does know that! He doesn’t mess with my legs when it’s dark XD

I don’t think my cat knows that he’s faster than me, he is very dumb XD

Nope, I’ve seen elephants and have had no such temptation XD

Maybe some sort of clonal shrub, like an aspen but shorter? XD

Thanks for the correction!

A cancer doesn’t plan

“Vertical.”

The linguist in me now feels the same way about Brazilian profanity that the engineer in me feels about fighter jets