Explain “get through”…

How would you define *getting through", and how does this make you feel?

Do you think you can see beyond the human term “one week” or “seven days”?

How about I place you on a different planet with longer or shorter weeks . . . .

Et tu, Chimpmonk!?

They say when Pooping Georg eats borscht, the rivers run red. Some have taken this to mean that Pooping Georg is dying (and thus our fertile soil) however, it’s just beets.

Nice work,

spread the word,

      Stay strong

Long story short:

We're already dealing with a scourge of stupidity & greed. Needless to say, no matter where you are.. if you drink a corona some dude in a printed t-shirt is definitely gonna try to make a joke about it & now we have this whole new thing that sounds like what I'm pretty sure is Japanese animated pornography. Like, there's tentacles involved sometimes. I digress...

Yeah, my point is, this sucks peeps. We need a break. I think it’s like dragon ball z or ff7 where we can just all come together and not be pieces of shit and save the planet. But probably won’t be some dude with spikey chunky pointed hair to save the day. Unless we’re talking about me, in which case that’s fine. I’m working on it.

But anyway, I forgot what my point was so basically, yeah… this sucks and I feel bad for these people who are going through this or died or whatever. I’m pretty sure you bleed out of all your stuff and die from Ebola. I could be mistaken. Anyway, people died probably and it’s happened a lot before. and I hope it isn’t a larger problem.

Stay safe, peeps

Long story short:

Those weird looking Japanese robot wolves ain't got shit on a ton of thumbs. Even if you don't have a bunch of datacenters, you can pay babushka to downvote posts that say stuff like "Donald Trump is Agent Krasnov" or "Release the Unedited Epstein Files".

Long story short;

There’s a ton of things people can do with heads: I prefer when people use them for good, like when you have them and use them while they are still attached for kindness or generosity, teaching or creating. Good stuff, ya know.

I have heard stories about people doing the opposite of these things and getting wreckt for it. Like, worse than guillotines. One dude was beheaded and had his head stuffed up his butt and draggedth around the streets (or so the legend goes). But these are things that should be avoided. Imagine if the bad guys were like the fictional characters (such as Scrooge) and started throwing frozen Turkey out the windows at childrens or whatever.

…that would be cool.

Listen, you don’t have to like it; but you really need to wash that pile of dishes.

What single person who never leaves the basement needs 12 plates & 8 cups!?

Also, if you’re going to pile them at the doorway, at least don’t tell us “thank you” with your butt-cheeks when we come to collect them.

~ we still love you, Mom & Dad

It’s okay, apparently a few billionaire heads are worth the privacy & dignity of humanity.

Burning sulfur?

Oh, yeah. His name was “Immanuel Kant” and he was really into morals (not to be mistaken with Morels: the mushroom) but he definitely talked about this chick…

…I just remembered!!! Andromeda!! Lolz

So, long story short…

I once met this dude named Immanuel who started bragging about this chick and how she kind of looked similar to an elipsoid if viewed from the correct angle…

Anyway, he told me how she was with this dude named Perseus who used to kill monsters big time.

I guess, apparently… she was really into this kind of kinky shit as well…

No problemo, I just need something to feed the castrato.

The castrato will not perform without snacks.

Hit me up if you’d like a kickass soundtrack to go along with your new religion.

You’re correct.

This is why we should be laughing at everyone who uses gen AI. Better yet, write them a scathing note in cursive. They’ll think you’re a wizard or something.

…and instead of illustrating a funny little cartoon, some person just took a screenshot of Wall-E and typed some words.

It’s turtles all the way down

I like the way both of those words sound, right before the new industrial revolution begins churning out freshly sharpened guillotines.

In both cases, the people rejoice and get a free ball to kick around.

Epstein Files

Epstein files

… Epstein files