bigchungus

The “tinkering” in question: clicking ~10 buttons from the home screen.

Unlikely. That is usually meant to depict his massive bulge.

The Apple Magic Mouse already exists, ya know?

A friend of mine finished her Bachelor’s in chemistry, and for personal reasons chose not to continue with academia. The only job she’s had for the past year was a part-time cleaning job that she quit because she was making less than what she would have gotten on unemployment while physically overextering herself. A trainee position for a pharmacy assistant in the middle of nowhere has 20 applicants. Being transgender is also likely costing her offers.

Wrraf arf raf arf!!! :3

Children is the plural form of child, which is a synonym for kid.