I just got comfy on the couch… Fml

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I always violent crime before I ice cream

Be the change you want to see

Actually we started a line to get in, you can cutsies behind me if ya want

Everyone died when Harambe died. It has been a shitshow since. He was the catalyst.

Any improvement is good improvement. All of the “that’s it?” comments are wild

I’d much rather deal with the fairly low chance of seeing a dude whip it out on the subway.

So true. And the chance two of us whipping it out? Astronomically low!