She was on the golf team too?

Here here
Hear, hear!

Olight clipped in front left.
RAT I pocket knife also clipped in front left.
Wallet back left.
Watch right wrist.
Phone front right.

If you like this, you should check out the more modern spiritual successor The Wasteland by T.S. Eliot

It’s part of a banjo song. Bender is doing that to imply the mere people are hill billies or trashy poor southerners. Song is Dueling Banjos

It is real. The missing spots are filled with zeros so it works out the same.

I can’t decide if he is sighing or sobbing

Those breasts are actually Jolene. She rendered her down and used the resulting slurry to fill the implants. No body, no crime…