Be cooler if it was flying.

Your enemy has just exploded. Well played.

The total lack of selfawareness is staggering.

I’m sure if he’d been given the opportunity to consult Grok it would have hallucinated something for him.

Ultimate bait and switch.

We all wish we had a famous deceased father we could profit from, but at least some of us would hesitate calling it “tasteful”. Try “horrifying and cynical cash grab”, it’s much more fitting.

It’s the driver for misogyny, homophobia, racism, xenophobia, and so much else.

What I get from this is plan your own fun and enjoy it by yourself. Make your crappy friends jealous.

Forbid smoking and he’ll stay away.

He’s been doing exactly that for over a decade.

Is this the US equivalent of falling out of a window?

IRC was and still is just fine. Not as flashy as some of the newer stuff it had everything you could ask for in text-based chat.