When you get paid in RVUs, even bad notes are good if they’re fast.

Joke answers that, while untrue, make me smile when I respond.

“Happier than a possum up a pant leg.”

“Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger.”

“Going crazier than a shit-house rat.” is my favorite but not always cromulent.

Praise baby Jesus for alt text adherents.

Looks impossible to wash.

Your mashed potatoes and chicken nuggets look delicious, but I must ask where is the corn and cheese? And how did you get the gravy to gel like that?

You forgot to accidentally include the follow-up prompts at the end.

Would you like me to prepare this as a one page executive summary?

Big candle sounds like a plausible euphemism like bull or twink.

Seven letter typewriter with remote light switch. Way ahead of its time in some ways. Far behind in others.

That’s because you’re a hateful person with no joy in your life.