People might get mad at me for saying this but I think we should upgrade it from a recommendation to a strictly enforced obligation

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

Mummy thick

How far is it from the dadzone to the daddyzone?

step 3: the cat has altered the deal. pray the cat doesn’t alert it any further

Sorry, best I can do is pictures of the decor and attractive people with drinks smiling and laughing, take it or leave it

It literally tastes like ass

Hello, human resources?

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

Something is not perfect in the world. Gosh, I sure hope the American government comes along soon and corrects this by force.