I’ve sent this to a couple of people where I work: https://dontpastetheai.com/

Several years ago we had our Teams status set to https://nohello.com/ and it seemed to help.

“We’re not unreasonable; I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes”

I’ve broken my desktop by running a pacman -Syu a few times. That was hardly my fault unless you consider my choice to use a rolling distro to be a fault in itself.

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