You’re hurting me.

Mine’s still white, but I’d always heard there were different types of plastic used in consoles (and computer cases) back then, some of which would become discolored, and others wouldn’t. Might be true, unless anyone in your house has been a smoker in the last 25 years.

I did this around 2012 or so when I was working through some of the harder NES titles on cartridge and didn’t want to lose my progress at night if I was close. Ninja Gaiden, Contra, Castlevania, Mega Man.

Penguins together strong?

I feel like being eternally single and lonely would be easier than having to encounter the constant rejection.

Sadly, I think a lot of people are going down this route.