One of my cats got a urinary blockage and it cost $5k to clean out his pp.

If you have a male cat, you’ve got a 50% chance of it happening. And it’s either fork up the money or put it down before it goes into full renal failure and cardiac arrest. Get pet insurance.

When you start a war to distract from the Epstein files but the war goes so bad you go back to the Epstein files to distract from the war

If you do go looking at stuff, don’t check the comments.

This mission has convinced me that half of America has a room temperature IQ

I’d bet a dollar that nasa never paid for WinRAR

Now look up Proctalgia Fugax

Apparently b-52s have already taken off from the UK. it’s a 7 hour flight