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Work’s pink multi surface cleaner. Never knew I’d know exactly what the fuck poison tastes like! Gotta say, pretty unpleasant

You already know they’re gonna dump a water bucket on it and make a nether portal the second you let them do that shit dude🙄

You told people to mix bleach and ammonia, Peggy?!

Kneecapped at a minimum truly.

Um, to tell him to stooooooop it. He’s already said that.🙄

Genuinely unsure if I remember him saying he told him to stop and was the “one to turn him in,” or if the substances I am using to cope with reality have finally warped it enough for me to remember days like shitty episodes from my favorite show.

My mitochondria hurt

Remember when these Bible belt freaks would almost unilaterally be executed if the words of their holy text was applied in entirety as law? Good times.

Now, if Brunswick stew is a side, you bet your sweet goddamn bippy I’m ordering five of those bitches

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In a retail career approaching 30 gang

Sega does what nintendont 😎 (hire actors who have admitted to assaulting women and don’t give a shit that they have done so, Sega nor actor)

I do possess peripheral vision, unfortunately and he likes to sit down next to her, like he expects us to stop and continue talking about how cute he is. Lol

Friendly reminder that you should purchase Nintendo products secondhand if you absolutely cannot emulate and pay to get that bad boy modded cause fuck Nintendo

Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

Why does one of our cats stare whenever I’m getting the ol beej, tho fr

Dog I get it I really do shit sandwich shit ice cream question goes here. One of those sandwiches you know for a fucking fact literally has super rabies and is incapable of being entirely truthful in ANY capacity. It is time to admit the shit sandwich is delusional and that we cannot speak on the cognitive state of the shit ice cream, because we don’t really know anything we aren’t fed by the shit sandwich in some capacity about that shit ice cream.

I genuinely hate how often I have to have this conversation with people. I’m like ok, yes, that thing from China is bad. How do you feel about the kent state massacre? How do you feel about the battle of blair mountain? How do you feel about ruby ridge/waco?

You know these things, you see them as bad things, and you… Just assume the government is still telling the truth? Maybe they’re ALL aligned with the concept of currency for self above all else??

I swear to Christ I mean the concept of the FDA is pretty dope I guess. Hey, why do you think we need to tell people that they can’t sell you straight up poison as “food” because it’s cheaper?

PS Vita supremacy

I’ll never forget my brother heading to GameStop to grab me a copy of Halo 3 for like $15. Dude in front of him in line was trading in a steel book edition. Got offered like $4 and thankfully my brother is an extrovert and went “I’ll give ya $20” which is what I’d sent him with.