The first one was earnestly serious, I’m sure of it.

Well that not gouda

Bulls of Iron, even.

Fret not, I kicked her ass in the divorce. Got the house, kid, retirement, everything. And the sad part is she didn’t fight for it.

She emptied our joint bank account to buy crack.

I’m so old I remember when Netflix streaming was only $7/month. And you had to use an Xbox 360 for it.

Marketing. Sorry about all the emails and texts.

On the bright side, the grocery store music has started playing bangers these days.

To expand on your point about no tinkering required, the overall UI is also geared for a couch experience. So many people want to just plug in an HDMI cable and go, and consoles make that possible. And I get the desire; I have no regrets about going the PC route but I absolutely understand the whole “I don’t want to sit at a desk when I get home from work” argument. And before anyone talks about putting a PC on the TV, yes it’s possible but it’s not optimized for that kind of experience out of the box.

There are so many intricacies to the form, and it’s complicated further by the fact that you need to adjust your motion to fit your own body’s range of mobility. But it’s great and absolutely one of the best hobbies I’ve decided to pick up in the last few years. I tell everyone disc golf is super cheap as long as you don’t like it lol. I’ve gone from three discs in an old backpack to a dedicated bag so full I’ve had to start culling discs I don’t actually intend to use in a round.

Nice. I picked it up last year as a way to get outside, get some exercise and some low-cost entertainment since there are a bunch of courses around where I live and I don’t have to pay every time I want to play. Over that time I’ve gone from awful to mediocre, which I’m pleased with lol. But it gets me moving and away from a screen for a few hours, so I’ll call it a win.

Also, planes. You can get a license to fly them and everything!

I’m in the market for a new TV, what would you recommend for a dumb screen?