Tobacco CEO denies products are addictive.

But I don’t want to save 87 million lives! I want to bomb Iran while shrieking something about opening the strait!

-Chump, probably.

Well! Don’t leave me hanging what was your fortune!?

It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!

It’s not a scam, it’s an aggressive investment opportunity!

It’s not stealing, it’s involuntary asset redistribution!

It’s not propaganda, it’s morale enhancement!

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Preach

You mean to tell me suddenly there’s an entire nation of people eating ass??

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People talk about this like it’s just something you can do so easily, pretty sure the requirements require the Vice President and like most of Congress to all turn on Trump and since we all know they’ll sell their entire families down the river for Trump, we can also assume they’ll die before invoking the 25th Amendment.

Baby not drinking enough raw milk obviously.

So they have 2 weeks to drop America as the petro-dollar. Fuckin sweet.

You mean the same Trump who said Americans who died in war are suckers and losers? You can’t possibly mean to tell me he would say something as petty as he doesn’t care about this sole potentially dead American pilot.

Judging by this, I’m gonna say he ain’t ready to leave just yet.

Is that true? Fuck that’s disheartening.

Illegal? Probably. Will this stop them from enforcing them? No.

6 racist jokes later

“I’m not racist… BUT.”

Every Mother’s Day, needs a mothers night!

But we just didn’t know enough about her

But it’s for the kids what kind of psychopath could be against that???