Oh my god its ball-gargleception

Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning

If I were you. I’d just not get a dog. Maybe its me being lazy, but don’t need to put so much effort into that. Including the therapy, u less its really affecting you regularly.

Hi. I’m an atheist that doesn’t celebrate Christmas. You are probably from a part of the world where there is a Christian majority. Honestly I’m assuming American lol

Was starting to get worried I hadn’t seen you around for a while!! Finally!

(Also posted this very meme before lol)

Thata specific enough for you to be the best with no goddamn doubts in anyone’s mind.