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“What can I say about the American worker that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? They look bombed out and depleted…”

°○° < That’s my surprised face. I’m just so surprised right now. I mean just look at the face.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

If she’s a queen she’ll come for you ayway

A very dapper gentleman indeed

I’ll take it!

What color is the thermos?

Throw in a 6 pack of thermo-cumular missles for that snow blower and you got yourself a slap happy butt smackin’ deal, my friend.

In french instead of a bishop it’s called a fool which is neat

Where do I find money wife?

Plex announces that it is tired of having all of these customers buying their software

10 years ago I’d have probably thought this was a really cool idea, but now all this seems like to me is another way to pay someone else in order to feed them training data for them to make more money on.

This is why if you win something like this you shut the fuck up. You don’t tell your coworkers, you don’t tell your ex, and you definitely don’t tell anyone else that you don’t plan to share with directly. There are even (in the US) lottery attourneys just to help people stay anonymous, and handle the taxes.

I think this is a headline in search of a problem lol. I haven’t heard anyone even insinuating that SATA drives were dead

Users of garbage angry about all the garbage

The old sandwich/alien extortion game

Galaxy quest is a fucking banger

I love doing that from time to time. It’s not something I’ll do daily, but probably once or twice in a week, especially if I’ve found a new song or artist that I really like.

“I WILL DESTROY YOUUUU”