God, in a sexual context, describing yourself as a ‘yelper’ sounds really bad.

Like you’re taking your time, being all sensual and shit, and then when things are building up a bit she just starts barking like an angry small dog… awkward moment.

Dildos are supposed to be reusable, you know, not just dissappear. Sounds like someone needs to have a big clear-out.

Ya but they call German Deutch in Germany 🤷‍♂️