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Cake day: August 6th, 2023
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4·10 hours agoBecause I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
20·2 days agoAgain?
That trick never works!
3·3 days ago“I am vertical.”
When you win the chase.
10·5 days agoIt’s strictly an Albany expression.
Spacial dimensions.
All your problems look so small from 256-D space.
“Dependent on a fixed entry orifice!”
“Please don’t call it an orifice.”
The OBJECT
I see that one is still haunted.
1·7 days agoLose 25 fights in a row.
4·7 days agoI don’t wanna be buried… in a pet… cematary…
Stitch as an EMT would be worrisome, but entertaining.
When I want ice cream… I eat ice cream.
Why you badmouthin’ my man Keldor like that?
Automatic birth control pill dispenser.
Penance that doesn’t leave marks is no penance at all.
Lotus Eaters can eat a bag of farts.