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ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•waking up sandwiched between 2 buff guys got me feeling like:
2·5 days agofluffy pussy snuggle nyaa
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•waking up sandwiched between 2 buff guys got me feeling like:
33·5 days agoI feel like being attracted to men is like being a dog person
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•UK moves to ban smoking for everyone born after 2008English
284·5 days ago“UK mandates teenagers must shop with their local drug dealer for tobacco products”
Might as well buy some weed or pills whilst you’re there, “save a trip”
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•UK moves to ban smoking for everyone born after 2008English
1·5 days agoBlack market encompasses all unregulated sales, most of which is just people selling to people they know, word of mouth etc.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•AI brings Val Kilmer back to life for film
4·5 days agoCan’t read that and not say Al Kilmer in my head
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you feel a kinship with people who drive the same make/model car as you?
1·7 days agoThat’s me! Waving! And then they just look at me weird and I’m like “did you see my car though it’s like your car it’s the same car” with my eyebrows and my stupid smiling face and then I feel stupid
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•IDF says viral photo of Israeli soldier smashing Jesus statue is realEnglish
5·7 days agoHave you met Catholicism
No he’s a noob nob ‘cause it’s “nob” not “knob”
It’s definitely “nob”, they’re “not a bloody door, mate”
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I am about to learn everything.
1·10 days agoGenerational toxic mechsulinity
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•different kinds of cheesecakes
2·12 days agoCan we have a shout out to no-bake cheesecakes, it’s literally a whole genre of cakes!
Random fruit toppings, flavoured cheese, fruit or chocolate in the cheese, goddamn Oreo base, modern recipes are fun!
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated
6·14 days agoBlue Screen of
DefenceWar
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•France pulls last gold held in US for $15B gainEnglish
3·20 days agoLike that friend you have who is always nice to you but every time she comes round, kicks your husband in the balls. Eventually it’s enough
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•For those of you with a living room or multiple rooms; do you have a TV in your bedroom? Why or why not?
1·21 days agoHave you considered converting the storage room? I added lots of wall storage and now it is a room room
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•The contents of a jar of Nutella
2·21 days agoPropaganda / marketing, but still interesting:



Fucking Papyrus