Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice

https://www.lowes.com/n/how-to/nominal-actual-lumber-sizes/

It was a waste of money 50 years ago and a waste of money now. Nothing but a dumb, authoritarian dick measuring contest

Dont get my hopes up

Lmao, these comics used to be everywhere. I think the artist just wanted an excuse to draw unnaturally busty women. I didnt mind. Because I wanted to see unnaturally busty women

Haha, that’s awesome. By coincidence, I was looking at a P3 XC70 last fall when I was car shopping, but it was too beat up for me.

Ended up getting a Buick Regal TourX. I love my wagons.

I say to let the market decide. Stop subsidizing gasoline costs and people might be more discretionary, but I don’t think they should be banned outright. There’s plenty of utility in a sports utility vehicle.

The Deep Logic of Solar-Capitlism vis-à-vis the Tellurian Lubricant is on full display.

Mashallah, does Trump not know that Islam abhors idols? What does he hope to accomplish by leveling cities but the inbringing of Allah’s endtimes? To build is to be Christian, but desertifying is to be Muslim; this is why the deeper the West goes into the M.E., the further Islam spreads.

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.

Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words “Praise be to Allah”?

If you can get your hands on one. A V70R is my dream car behind a 240 Torslanda, but both now seem to be in the “scalped by 21 year olds” category. A XC70 is only slightly different and much more available

And it’ll do it for the next 75 years

Post-Recession, Pre-COVID. Youre in the green

Collectivization doesnt look so bad anymore does it?

Somewhere between the UK and US is the most politically perfect country. It must be

Id shoot myself and spell the other person’s name in my own blood if someone said this to me BODY SHAMMING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHO ITS AGAINST

But it’s antisemitic to say AIPAC has a large influence in US politics.

Uh-oh, just got a notification that my credit score went down.

Dont worry, I will always be the snarky asshole who talks down to people for not being like me any chance I get

TBH I still cannot believe there are people using the internet without ad block in 2026

Literally zero friction integrating pedophilia into traditional Christianity