NutWrench

They look exactly as I expected them to look.

That’s not a “dilemma.” You don’t commit war crimes. You absolutely have the right and the duty to refuse illegal orders

Yup. Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday and I’m in the mood for some tacos.

“Do what I want or else” is not a “negotiation.” This is what Trump is doing right now:

Whoa. Are you saying “Big Balls” wasn’t carefully vetted to access and share restricted information? This comes as quite a shock.

I guess you shouldn’t have elected the Dynamite Monkey for president. Twice. But man, think how much it will pw3n the libs!

Oh, and you guys who decided to stay home on election day? Fuck YOU, too. You had a clear choice between boring corporatists and 100% Concentrated Evil and you thought it was more important to have your adorable little protest non-vote.

Trump did not write this. Either he’s dead and someone else (probably Miller) wrote this or he completely lost his mind.

He is definitely NOT fine.

Either he’s dead and he did NOT write this or he’s completely lost his mind.