Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were

The cat is saying, ‘You belong to me now. You’re welcome.’

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

He doesn’t care. He’s just into the gay stuff.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Soap? Yeah me too

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

Fake News!

He is not going to GIVE it away, he is going to SELL it! Duh!!!

Chess is a strange game. For me, the only winning move, is not to play at all.

America! We’re number ONCE!!!

‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’

In a trench coat!

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila

An Earthling???

::Pete Hegseth has entered the chat::

Marry me?

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’