When people think I blurt out all the crazy shit going on in my head.

But what if I get fingered by a dude, does that still count?

No, sexual orientation needs another person.

Okay, autosexual is also an orientation. Whether that’s gay or not again depends on how one defines gay, I guess

How do I KNOW how I feel?

Are there people who know?

I read comics/mangas and stories. Some mediums can do things others can’t.

But I also watch videos and pictures.

But I just woke up

is that a hotdog with rice?

I read it more as main character couple in regular manga/anime, since yaoi and yuri are specific niche genres

🤯: two genitals envy

It made your eye color change?

you need more chairs

now I wonder if men can stay slim by bathing in their own blood

we need webpeanutbutter

To not get laid? There should be a subscribe button somewhere

Like German Jott. Yiff

No, I meant different flavors. Like pink ones

but it’s the wrong monster T.T (and I can’t catch)

I was at the absolute height of my awkward phase when I went to Fashion Week. It’s supposed to be this place with the most beautiful people in the world, and I was this incredibly tiny, gray-haired - what’s the word? - gnome. That was the time in my life when I was most photographed, and I’m not embarrassed by that; I think it’s hilarious that in the middle of these rooms full of tall, skinny people in black was this tiny weird person. … with a giant bow. I think it’s awesome that it made a lot of people angry. I felt pleased with that because I spent all my time trying to prove that fashion wasn’t just frivolous and could have personal or public meaning, and here you had a bunch of people somehow making a giant bow into a metaphor for the death of fashion journalism.

She sounds great

I’m getting bread by my dad. He makes it himself.

I’m so sorry, I made you feel sorry