Gordon Calhoun

The Greek gods did quite enjoy playing with the mortals for their own, often sadistic, entertainment. Trump is probably their favorite comedic character in the currently ongoing production.

Will he retroactively behead his previous wives?

At what point can they just not be called “representatives” anymore? It seems like their ability to actually represent constituents atrophied and died a long time ago.

Or, at least keep the “representative” moniker, but put “Lobby” in front of it.

When I fantasized about the country being overrun by ghouls, I pictured something more comforting, like World War Z or Shaun of the Dead or even Zombieland. But this…this is a sick and twisted kind of hell. Even worse than Walking Dead.

Maybe if all the birds teamed up to go apeshit on people, they might be able to stop things. Hitchcock and du Maurier were on to something…

The world isn’t going to end. It’ll stay right here, 93,000,000 miles away from the sun. Whether humans remain on it or perish due to famine/plague/disease, well, no one but (many, but apparently not all) humans cares, least of all the earth. Denying a bullet is flying at your face despite seeing the flash won’t stop it from completing its trajectory (metaphor).

Clutch those pearls, assholes. Don’t worry, your base is too stupid to cast blame on you. I’m sure your war-criming, pedophile-enabling, constitution-hating ilk will do just fine.

I certainly won’t be voting for anything remotely resembling GOP/MAGA, but I know plenty of people who will because they apparently can’t learn what would actually be good for them. Only the “undecideds” can really make the decision…Hopefully they bother to cast enough intelligent votes.