CLOTHES BEAM!
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This is gonna be good.
Well golly gee humdinger fuck me in the ass!
I can attest to this, I too smoked all day every day and one day I was just too lazy to go buy more weed and I haven’t smoked since. That was 15 years ago.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What's your Don Martin sound effect name?
4·13 days agoFloon Fleedle
This one is older than sin but I still upvote every time
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.
5·14 days agoThe Dutch have already solved the splashback question but the world was not ready for their solution.
Weed is such a harmless little bullshit drug to be so ridiculously over-the-top hyper criminalized in some countries like bruh.
Weed is gonna ruin your life because if you have it on your person imma sens you to prison for 30 fucking years and ruin your life.
It does not. Make. Sense.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?
41·18 days ago*Sit and spray
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?
51·18 days agoI’m freedickin’ that shit homie
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?
917·18 days agoI didn’t piss over my hands.
Aww shit not Reich again
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•"... alright, let's see if you guys can do any better. We out."English
9·19 days agoI’ll start my United Nations. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the United Nations.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•"BLORP" - Probably a Dutch word idkEnglish
11·19 days agoYer looking for “plons”
I swear my feed is like 50% Trump
Trump trump trump I’m fucking sick of it
MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•iPhone Users, do you use "Lockdown Mode"? Why or why not?
121·20 days agoNope I don’t live in a shithole




Are we just gonna gloss over baldy copping a feel?